Diary of a Nerd King (actually, it's a journal, or a blog, or a log... NOT a Diary, and TOTALLY NOT a Diary of a Wimpy Kid

Diary of a Nerd King - TOTALLY NOT Diary of a Wimpy Kid

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Diary of a Nerd King 2 1/2: The GREATEST March Break EVER!

 

Max went away on March Break and had The GREATEST March Break EVER, so we figured we'd better do a SPECIAL EDITION, full length, Diary of a Nerd King book so you could read all about it!

It all starts when Max's best friend Boogie finds out he's going to Hawaii with his family for March break, and his parents tell him he can invite Max to come along.

Just like you'd expect from Max and Boogie, the adventure gets crazy right from the start when Max has a run-in with the military security dudes at the airport.

On the airplane, Max wonders if the pilot is barbecuing, and then Boogie gets the phone numbers of two beautiful Hula girls who greet them at the airport.

When they arrive at the resort, Max can't believe they're at the right place. It's TOTALLY WICKED AWESOME! It has like five different swimming pools and ten different restaurants!!!

No sooner had they hit the beach, than some guy comes running by them, screaming, with some kind of monster stuck on his arm!

And it only gets CRAZIER from there!

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Diary of a Nerd King #2: The Complete 2nd Season - Episodes 1 to 8

 

Just like your favorite TV shows, Diary of a Nerd King has changed to a SERIES format, and just like your favorite TV shows, there will now be a new episode of Diary of a Nerd King every week!

Instead of having to wait months for a whole new book to come out, now you can get your Diary of a Nerd King fix EVERY WEEK when each new episode is released right here on Amazon!!!

The first episode of Diary of a Nerd King Season 2 starts with Max going to his best friend Boogie's Karate class where some interesting stuff happens.

As the week progresses, Max finds his cool status is WAY up at school, has girl trouble with his girlfriend Jordan, gets into an argument with Boogie over GLEE club, and has a VERY disturbing dream that he's not even sure he should write about in his journal.

*** Featuring artwork from 11 year old guest artist Kayla Byers! You too can enter the Diary of a Nerd King ART CONTEST, and get your artwork featured in an up-coming episode. Details on the blog at http://nerdkingdiary.blogspot.com ***

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Diary of a Nerd King - The Book - TOTALLY NOT Diary of a Wimpy Kid

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Diary of a Nerd King #1

 

My name is Max Ridgemont. 

My sister says I'm the Nerd King.  I resent that. 

She says I resemble that.  She thinks she's so smart. 

Wait til I'm famous from inventing a burping machine.

This is my diary, except it's not a diary. It's a journal, or a blog, or a log... just not a diary 'cause diaries are for girls and wimpy kids.

There's also a lot of wicked awesome pictures I drew in here too. Don't feel bad if you can't draw as well as I can. Most people can't.

Oh yeah, my best friend Boogie and I are going to make millions with our new YouTube channel, and our plan is in here too.

DON'T try and copy us. You'll just get upset when you don't make a million dollars and find out you're not as awesome as us.

 

 

 

 

Diary of a Nerd King is available as an INSTANT download for Kindle ebook which is readable on the iPod Touch, iPhone, iPad, PC Computers, Mac Computers, and even on your TV!
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

These are some of my wicked awesome drawings.  There's lots more in my diary... I mean journal, or blog, or log, or whatever!

 

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